My Plea

from by Jack Stauber

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Hey!
It’s been a long time
Since I’ve seen your name online
AIM is in a decline
Think we need a little rewind
Drop out and learn to bartend
Drink and Drink and Drink and
Drink and Drink till I say when
Call up your mom on the payphone
50 cents go:
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

I’m not trying to bug you babe,
But I just got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars

Snickers
100 Grand
Almond Joy
Kit Kat
Crunch

You would’ve said the same thing
On the phone with your dad
He was eating so he didn’t pick up
You left a voicemail on his answering machine
That says:
“Hey dad, dad pick up the phone please!”

Think of joining the army
Sing your a b c d e f, baby!
Ride the bus till it’s empty
Tug the pull string:
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

I’m not trying to bug you babe,
But I just got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars

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from Pop Food, released March 25, 2017

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